I wasn’t even going to make wedding programs! And then I thought it would be funny to make a zine. Like in the olden-days! And then I made a super-plain program and Lunchbox was all, “Are you going to put something in that giant space there?”
No dude! That whitespace is filling this program design with [...]
How-to-thread-your-own-face video! “There’s just a sense of achievement, you know, when you remove the hairs by yourself so quickly!” [6:01]
It all makes sense now! I could never figure threading out. They say it takes 6-8 weeks for eyebrow hairs to grow back…
(Btw, Google recommended the above video while I was watching a hamster video! Google’s [...]
Did you know that besides choking your arteries, fat can also stop up your digestive system? My mom’s friend had been having stomach troubles for years. He had gotten tons of scans and tests and they couldn’t figure out what was wrong. Every time he tried to eat he would have terrible pain and finally [...]
Overheard on the bus from NJ to NYC:
You plant your mustard seed of faith in the styrofoam cup of heaven. And then you just leave it alone. Don’t even think about it! Jesus will do the work and make it grow. Fear and doubt will kill your sprout. Diligent pursuit bears much fruit. [female: Who [...]
I don’t know if this is because I’ve been wearing shoes with no arch support (Converse, flats, etc). Or maybe it’s because I’ve been (er, was) running. Anyway, my feet look more giant and smushed out and wide every time I look at them! Also!!! Some of the dressier shoes that I never wear feel [...]
Autocomplete is convenient, but sometimes it remembers too much: typo’d urls, dead links, nsfw sites…
To get rid of the offending url:
Go to History > Show all history in the menu.
Find the url (there’s a search bar on the upper right if you need it).
Delete it.
To edit web form autofills, go to Safari > Preferences, and [...]
Too much wedding stuff! This is the plan (it starts tomorrow [never today!]):
Detox: exercise, no smoking, no drinking, eat healthy non-ice cream foods, floss, get checkups
Wedding: get this shit done already, who cares about how much $$$$$ everything costs when the one who’s paying for it doesn’t?
Study: at least one hour a day, 5x a [...]
