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My Jesus is better than yours

Overheard on the bus from NJ to NYC:

You plant your mustard seed of faith in the styrofoam cup of heaven. And then you just leave it alone. Don’t even think about it! Jesus will do the work and make it grow. Fear and doubt will kill your sprout. Diligent pursuit bears much fruit. [female: Who said that? Where's that from?] I did. I just made that up! That’s Jesus speaking through me!

— Revivalist christian kid (male)

Lunchbox and I were trying really hard not to overhear any of this one-way conversation, but he was on a roll and had several sisters to enchant.

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