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(WordPress tech stuff)
Hooooooly shit all I wanted to do was make a splash page for a blog. More or less.
Making the front page a static page is very easy to do (Settings > Reading).
Making a page with all the blog posts (that used to be on the front page)…… is also pretty simple: you just [...]